Move Over, Goats

Normally, I can’t spot a trend until people are asking, “Jen, why are you still wearing/saying/dancing-like that?”

That’s why I’m so happy to finally be ahead of the curve. To be one of the first to see the Next Big Thing. Then when you see it too, you’ll remember this post on the Mood Swings. Sir Richard Branson didn’t see this coming. Elon Musk didn’t see this coming. Peter Cashmere didn’t see this coming. You won’t hear this from Lady Gaga. Or Rachel Zoe.

Only me.

So, I feel that goats are over.

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Put your hand-hoof down. It’s true.

I want to say one word to you. Just one word.

Raccoons.

They’re getting all the good memes lately:

 

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Murder dog…trash panda. Ha. Too funny.

 

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Oh, come on! That’s damn cute right there.

I have nothing against goats. I have a dream that I will someday own one named Tulip and one named Buttercup.

Remember when you were a kid visiting the petting zoo? There was always a bunch of goats and one would follow you and try to eat your jacket until your mom came over to take your sleeve out of the goat’s mouth.

Raccoons are cute, but they will fight you.

Also, I can’t quite say goats have played all the way out. Goats of Anarchy has 214,000 followers on Instagram which is about 213,750 more than I have.

All I’m saying is I’m excited to see where this is going.

Team Goat? Team Raccoon?

 

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Texas author, Jen Sako should have songwriting awards in both rock n' roll and country music but she can't sing. Instead she uses her storytelling skills to write novels involving a heroine who is a work in progress and usually sets beautiful people around mountains, lakes and oceans. Although she believes folks should always fight for what they want, she also likes peace and quiet. When she is not exercising or eating sugar-free, she can be found with one or more of the following: wine, chocolate, bacon, French fries or a good Spanish cheese. Her romance stories are funny, emotional, sexy and probably contain exotic cars. Her motto is everybody makes mistakes and she strives to give and seek forgiveness. Otherwise, her inner teenager loves a hot rockstar and juicy celebrity news. She wants a maid for her house and is insanely jealous of smart people.

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